Aaron:" I need 500 to fix my truck. I also want 100 bucks then you can pay bills. "
Me: "You should have thought about that when you decided to re-end someone. You can have the 500 but the 100 is mine. I just did our taxes so consider it payment to your accountant. It's Manda, b**ch!" *starts singing Gimme, Gimme More* (hey, I like Britney...No judging)
Aaron: I'm running to the store, you ain't right. Do you have any money? I literally have less than a dollar to my name until tomorrow."
Me: "Yeah in my work bag. Hey, can you stop by my car and see if my phone is down there?"
Aaron: "I'll just take your car to the store."
Me: "NO! I have a good parking spot and I leave when it's dark out! I don't want to trounce across the scary parking lot in the back."
Aaron: "I have to leave in the dark too"(LIE)
Me: "But you're a man. They don't bug you. "
Aaron: "Yeah I guess so. Alright I'll be back. Can you start dinner?"
Me: "Hey, Aaron! (he turns around) that's I'll be back, Manda...b**ch".
**Yes, I'm aware that this is probably only funny to us
*** My phone was in the car
**** Instead of starting Dinner in his absence, I continued to hold down the couch watching "Clean House"